Okay! I don't know if I should feel bad for, or laugh at him! Verne Troyer's ex girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, the one who stars in the sex-tape with him, has revealed that she once almost killed him while trying to spice up their love life with a romantic bubble bath. The two foot, eight inch-tall star struggled to keep his head above the water after joining Shrider in the bathtub. The bath was only about three feet deep but for someone of Verne’s size, it was like he’d fallen into the deep end of a swimming pool - and he can’t swim.
She recalls, “I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub. Sadly, I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in, he got lost under the water and I couldn’t see him. As he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can’t see! Get me out, I’m drowning!’ I was frantic and started to scoop the bubbles out so I could find him.
I put my hand under and eventually felt his bald head and hauled him out. I couldn’t believe I’d tried to do something sexy and ended up almost killing him. He looked like a drowned rat.”I don't get it! Is she sympathizing or dissing?! Whatever it is, the story is goddamn funny! Please forgive me Jesus!


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