Lindsay Lohan is absolutely livid with Facebook. Livid! They had the nerve to suspend her account, thinking she wasn’t really herself. So instead of just doing whatever it took to get the account reactivated, Lohan wrote a long MySpace blog about how stupid Facebook is and about how she really is her. Oh, and also how she expects the MySpace blog rant to lead to her getting her Facebook account back.

How dare you mess with Lindsay Lohan’s account, Facebook! Don’t you know who she is?! Here is the long winded rant about Facebook disabling Lohan’s account. Bummer, no crazy spelling errors this time. She must have ‘adiquite’ spell check. Heh.

Monday, December 01, 2008
Upset with Facebook
Long time since i have had a reason to write a blog.. I almost forget. hehe. okay, so i love myspace, because it is secure, and the people at myspace don’t disable your account because they think that you are a fake you. having said that brings me to the subject of my blog… facebook allows a lot of posers, i thought maybe they would figure out that the posers of me, (and i am sure others on facebook) were in fact posers by looking into their accounts, or sending emails to the people that they believed to be “posers” which ask questions. what those questions may be.. i don’t know. which is why i don’t run an interactive web site. on that note, this is what happened to me earlier today… i signed onto facebook with my new password because someone keeps hacking into my account, and when i typed my password and “log in” name in, a red sentence came up saying..
Account Disabled
Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.
wow! i was in shock. i clicked on the link that they told me to click on and then to another link that said: my account may of been disabled by mistake. once i got to that it gave a note saying why it was disabled which stated the note saying that it was disabled because they believe that i was a fake of myself. genius. here i am loving facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE “FAKE” OF MYSELF!!! hahahahahaha.. at first i laughed, and then i got angry. angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me on facebook, they decide to say I AM THE FAKE- of myself. all i can think is, WHO is running this site? and how can they just “disable” my account without first, sending me a warning notice, or AT LEAST asking me some account verification questions. here they are re-designing the look on the site when they should be setting up a more secure way of allowing people to set up an account. i wasn’t even under my name, i had a fake name on my account because, obviously i didn’t want everyone on facebook to know it was me.
maybe i am just venting, but i am also writing this blog in hopes that the people at facebook will un-disable my account and allow me to sign in the EXACT same way it was, same friends, same emails, same “pets” and so on..
phew! i’m glad i got that off my chest, i needed to let it out somewhere, and myspace has always been the best place for me to do it, especially if i hope for something to change….
love love love ,
Lindsay Dee

[From Lindsay Lohan's Blog via Celebrity Smack]

Not surprisingly, that was confusing. First off, if Lindsay didn’t use her real name, I would think Facebook has a right to suspend the account right there. They probably don’t use it a lot, but I’m guessing their rules say they can do it. Secondly, I’m sure there’s a way to get the account up and running, but Lohan is going to have to contact them, not expect that they seek her out. She’ll probably have to do a little more research and actually put in some effort instead of just sitting on her ass and complaining. And if nothing else, it’s a Facebook account. It’s not the end of the world. Make a new one.

Lindsay’s also denied that she and Samantha broke up. There were some new rumors floating around that were different from the constant rumors, and she felt the need to issue a denial.

Naysayers, be banished: Lindsay Lohan has taken to the Web to announce that, despite some rumors, she and Samantha Ronson are still very much a couple.

Writes Lohan, 22, on her MySpace celebrity blog, after exclaiming (in a very New York-like manner), “oy vey! rumors”:

“just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question […] Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan (me) are NOT breaking up.”

Lohan then added a smile and signed-off with, “take care xxLL.”

[From People]

So now we can all rest easy, knowing each and every detail of Lohan’s life. Surprisingly she never mentioned what she ate for breakfast, which drugs she currently had in her system, or if she likes her hair today. But we know pretty much everything else about her day, so that’s nice.

Here’s Lindsay leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills on November 25th. Images thanks to WENN.

Source: Cele|bitchy