If you are looking for romance advices, just ask John Mayer because the singer thinks he is a master in dating beautiful women. And even more, Mayer decided that the rest of men envies him for this matter. "I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't", he wrote on his Twitter page.

So the fact that he dated Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson and Cameron Diaz makes him a hero going to that point where he can even teach relationship classes. For example, at the first class he could talk about the difference between "douches," "famewhores" and "showbiz types." For those who might want to take notes about the topic, here there are: "'Showbiz types' are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet. Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place, except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much. So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation's tapestry."

It is just me or this guy really like to hear himself?

And, in order to make a wise conclusion by giving a clear example, he added: "I'm a Showbiz Type. But I am not a douche!!"
I bet, psychoanalyst Carl Young is also envy on Mayer for how clever he is when it comes to human categories.