When it comes to giving fashion advices, woman always think that they are the best. It doesn’t matter that they are fat, old or ugly on their own, they all know what the OTHERS should do. Not to mention that giving this kind of advices is not really polite, especially if you use Joan Collins’s ironical tone. Recently she gave advised to Camilla Parker Bowles. She said that the Duchess of Cornwall should use makeup. “Don’t use anything shiny and orange, it will make you look old, which you are,”she said. Well, coming from a 25 years old girl we would say that this could be true, but coming from a 76 years old lady, this sounds really ridiculous.
Then she added: “Camilla has pretty eyes, so she should accentuate them… Camilla’s mouth is crying out for a strong-coloured lipstick.”

She also made all kinds of judgements about Camilla’s clothes and hair saying that they are horrible. Maybe she didn’t see on TV that, even though Camilla was a little bit left-handed at the beginning, in the last few years she really improved her style.

Anyway, Joan Collins made several combination that she thinks would work and would make Camilla look better. As if, Joan is some relative with the Duchess, that much she seems to care. She needs to dress younger, she should get honey-blond shade hair, with a few paler highlights at the front and sides in order to bring light to her face and of course she should go to gym. And that is only a resume of what Joan would prescribe for Camilla.

Oh, come on! I think Camilla did enough by waiting Prince Charles almost all her life and if he is happy with her the way she is, then why not be a „mutton dressed as lamb”, as Joan said.