Please, stop me from laughing! Read this and see how hard it is to stop by myself!

You know the whole story about Madonna and her toy boy Jesus Luz, about being in and out romance, about the Kabbalah wedding and all, I’ve told you about it! Well, while the pop star is forcing herself to make a good boy out of her Brazilian model, I mean a devoted vegetarian man who’s not ashamed of going out with 28 years older girlfriend, here what he says: "She is a friend, and nothing but a friend." What???

The two of them met last December at a photoshoot for W magazine. Back then Madonna was still married with director Guy Ritchie, but got divorce very soon after, in January. Ever since, the weird couple has been produced hints and speculations about moving together then splitting, then again being together.

Only that, recently, the tanned lover gave his first interview about his relationship with Madonna on Brazilian TV show Fantastico.

"She is someone I truly admire, a friend who is in my life, who I have worked with, and who I keep in touch with. " Then, as if he wanted to leave no idea of something else but a friendship, he added: " I can't say anything else besides that."

Now tell me honestly, can you eat this? It just seems like a bored statement to me. After all he is a star now, so why compromising anymore and also why losing the opportunity of meeting beautiful YOUNG girls only to be in Madonna’s shadow?

PS: It is too late even for Madonna to take all the toys she bought and treat him like a bad boy, he already achieved his goal!