Jessica Alba and her month-old daughter Honor Marie Warren currently grace the cover of the latest issue of OK! Magazine. Check out the details of her birthing process which is probably the biggest pile of fake I've ever read in my life. Next to that time I looked at Heidi Montag's face: "I didn't scream," Jessica tells OK! in an exclusive interview and photoshoot. "It was really Zen." And Cash could only marvel at his wife's quiet strength when she gave birth. "She didn't make a sound," he says. "It was amazing." The Love Guru star tells OK! that she had natural birth. "The labor was more like meditation," she says. "I did yoga breathing. I was focused." Can someone explain to me why the hell these gossip mags feel the need to make child birth sound like a fairy tale? "I simply passed a soft gentle pillow out of my vagina - and then a rainbow appeared!" Jesus. First off, any housewife worth her weight in delicious sandwich, knows this is bullshit. Second, I've seen child birth before (through a peephole), and it's not magic Princess time. There's mostly a lot of screaming and yelling followed by a stethoscope jammed in my eye when I'm discovered. So, tabloid industry, why don't you write about that for once? NOTE: I'm available for pictures. Photos: OK! Magazine

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